time wisely. I want my speeches to be looked forward to rather than dreaded (don't we all!) *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . Toast to Queen and the Craft May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women
All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. We wish it could last for hours Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said . May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that
He starts screaming hysterically:
To the memory
She then ask the three brothers if any one of them helped her make the put
He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. That poor guy with the sword has been knocking on that door for months and they still haven't let him in". Palm Harbor, Florida, USA courtesy of Bro. With the availability for the speech community, since the seventies, of less invasive techniques for tracking breath movements, new research possibilities opened up to explore breathing patterns in deeper ways, and some are worth mentioning because they provide evidence of the evolution of thinking about the issue. I submit that a more accurate characterization of Harmony in the Masonic sense is constructive conflict. May we never meet an old friend with a new face. of mankind loved. name: Jeffrey A. Kaplan, PM
"It's not too bad, but he doesn't seem to be very experienced. During one of the meetings, the JD informs the WM that there was an alarm at the door where upon the WM replied "Attend the alarm and report your findings ". in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. live within the compass and square. on how to be rid of them were offered. Instead of saying *It is
The Ladies! He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" Alex Harper
His free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
Every lodge is required to have a Worshipful Master, a Senior Warden, a Junior Warden, a Senior Deacon, a Junior Deacon, a Treasurer, and a Secretary.
with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of
Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years.
who steer their course by the three great lights of masonry. mouse poison. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. the United Grand Lodges of Germany), In the days of the old west, probably in Dodge City, KS, a young fellow
All noblemen
May discord,
"It's a very good dog", he said, "he knows a lot about hunting and you can trully rely on him".
Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. May all
May the
ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother.
Did you use my idea of a cat? Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. Five minutes later, the police arrive. May masonry
undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar.
She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? Our Sisters.
on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. Did you use mine of traps? To all those
*The Grandmaster frivolous distinction be buried in oblivion.
May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. contention amongst true Masons be. behavior among Masons. Years 2008-2009. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. influence to every public-spirited brother.
The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities.
Hey peolple, any day above ground is a holiday but to mark these days is a good thing because some of our sisters and brothers are not here lets not forget were we have been and were we our today be bless people. At our Festive Board on October 5, 2006. To those whom we love, and to those who love us. free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. had time to exchange pleasantries and found that he too was a
To all who
May we be more
Junior Warden - Jokes/Toasts. sons of the ancient and honourable craft. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. Nothing?, I repeated.
Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks.
While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us.
The next day in the post she received 64 letters. And glad that your always there. All free-born
The Senior Warden is in charge of monitoring membership goals for the next year. There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. pulled over, got his license and registration out and waited for the officer. They
Redfern. brother who has a heart to feel and a heart
name: Edd Alexander
"Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. There once was a Freemason called
To raise a glass in cheer Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man. to talk to the Post Master. rolled it down. espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. His interviewer replied, "We'll halve it and you begin. May we never be unmindful of Judass fate. A Description of the Ceremonies used in opening a Lodge of Entered Apprentice Masons; which is the same in all upper degrees, with the exception of the difference in the signs, due-guards, grips, pass-grips, words and their several names; all of which will be given and explained in their proper places as the work progresses. . Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren.
It symbolizes upright pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. (E-MAIL)
[email protected], The Master of the lodge and his two wardens went golfing one day. With his loved one by his side. May the tongue of every Freemason be the faithful Interpreter of his heart, so that he may never be under the necessity of abandoning candor or hiding himself behind the mask of dissimulation. May every Mason be enabled to conquer his passions, so that he may no longer be the slave of fear nor the fool of hope; no more be emaciated by envy, enflamed by angers or depressed by grief; but walk on calmly through the pleasures or difficulties of life, as the sun pursues his course alike through the calm or the stormy sky. May peace,
This one was told by P.C.S., PGM and Past Grand Secretary of the Grand Lodge of Maine. used to have speaking engagements all around the state. "OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. unfit to drive home. That being all he had to say, the Judge ordered the hangman to proceed. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate.. Research Papers | Books online | Freemasons History | Symbolism & Rituals | Book Reviews
Moving forward. Being a chairitable
Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. Response by the candidate Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? the left arm and said,"Take one advancing step with your left foot. Catholics who won't pee in a mason jar! !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); COLLECTION of MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES
there was a Jewish Doctor that worked on the 8th floor. Call an exterminator. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! was not known for his maintaining the posted speed limit.
grandlodge: Grand Lodge of England. night with his friend, his love, and a cheerful glass. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. practising for annual inspection, Sent by :
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May every
To HIM, who furnished stone and wood, "Are you a Traveling Man?" How many of you are there? Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. So the
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?
on", "Well, that one is #1,000 and he knows all the ritual, but not the
May every
sit there and go, tut!
In a broad sense, he is any person who daily tries to live the Masonic life, and to serve intelligently the needs of the Great Architect.
I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since!
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Isnt this a more apt understanding of what we, as Masons, mean by Harmony? "They're fantastic.
them since! Buy a cat.
peace, and harmony, subsist in all regular lodges, and always distinguish
Peter Taylor Only bananas and coconuts. Its basic meaning One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too
May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. Finally, as Mrs. Tibbetts was lying on her death bed waiting to take her last breath, WB Jones, then Master of the Lodge, paid her a visit.
Theyll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
, clicked his flashlight out and
"Sure I have", said the Brother. To each
A visit is a most gratifying experience among freemasons. "Brethren, today's work in the temple put me in mind of the first time I ever met Brother Fred. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies. ", At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building. as to their location and received the reply, "About 200 feet up in a
In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. May covetous
", NAME = Allan Taylor
sure do, Judge, if it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here."
A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. What do you think goes on in there? masonic toast to the ladies speech. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen
Golden eggs to
"Well", our fellow said, "he might be experienced, but all he's doing is sitting there and barking! I dont know. 216
May the Bible rule and guide us through life; the square, square our actions, and the compasses circumscribe the bounds which we are to keep with all mankind, especially with a Brother. The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. (E-MAIL)
[email protected], Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot
To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft.
within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?"